Home makeover basics and thoughts

Ten Ways to Know That Your Home Needs a Makeover

  1. You wake up and can’t see the floor because clothing, books, and debris are everywhere.
  2. You can’t open the door of the closet because you’ve shoved so many things into it.
  3. You’re using plastic storage bins as dresser drawers and milk crates as furniture.
  4. You’ve made shelving out of cinder blocks and 1 x 12s.
  5. Your clothes are in garbage bags or in boxes still labeled “Closet.
  6. You’re sleeping on the floor with the moving blanket that you still have from when you first moved in.
  7. There’s absolutely no artwork up except pizza boxes.
  8. There are no blinds on your window, and the first thing that hits you in the morning is the bright sun, shining like a laser.
  9. You’re lying in bed, a bus goes by, and your whole house rattles and rolls, then a little bit of drywall falls off the ceiling and hits you on the head. (I speak from experience.)
  10. It’s the holidays, the family is coming to visit, and your mother-in-law or step- mom or grandparents walk in and the first thing they say is, “You know, we think we’ll get a hotel room.

I’ve done many things in life without planning ahead and with little forethought. I used to get plans for home makeovers written on napkins and then try to wing it. Sometimes it would all work out. Sometimes-well, let’s just say, better luck next time. Having done it both ways, I highly recommend going the premeditated game-plan route, even if you’re just doing a small design renovation. It may seem like we’re flying by the seat of our pants on EMHE, but we actually go in with a pretty well thought-out plan. And not with just an architectural plan, but with a design plan for each room.
Not every idea ends up working, and sometimes-make that a lot of times-we have to improvise at the last minute. But we wouldn’t get the results we do if we didn’t map out everything beforehand.
Prepping for a makeover can be boiled down to twelve steps (not those twelve steps, though sometimes they can help, too). A lot of what’s involved is simply looking at a room in a way that you’ve never looked at it before. Where are the windows? How high are the ceilings? What shape is the floor in? Make sure you’ve got a tape measure because you’re going to write down the room’s dimensions and draw up a floor plan. You’ve got to take some kind of measure of yourself: your passions, your personality, your memories, your fantasies, your sense of style, what makes you feel comfortable, what kind of mood you want to set-those things will all play a role in determining what the room is going to look like.